Meet Olivia

πŸ‘‹ Hey! I'm Olivia and my goal is to introduce you to...yourself!

But before we get to that, maybe a little about myself would be good.

Fun Fact: I absolutely hate trying to write a bio about myself! So I'm not going to. Instead, please enjoy some random facts about me (presented below). 😁

A portrait of Olivia
A portrait of Olivia

Without further ado...

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends assume you'd done?

And I quote, β€œπŸ€£ hacking into government computers.” (For legal purposes, this is a joke.)

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?, as long as the chicken is strategic about it.

Do you have a secret talent?

I can do a mean impression of a cat purring.

What's your favorite memory of your childhood friends?

My best friend and I were 8 and 9, respectively. We were in a pine forest looking for golf balls and got sap on our hands and knees. I asked her how to get the sap off. She responded, in all seriousness, β€œYou can’t get it off. It stays on forever until eventually your skin just grows over it."

What's the weirdest item you keep next to your bed?

Presented with absolutely no context: peanut butter.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Min Yoongi

What's your favorite dessert?

Min Yoo...oops, no, tiramisu.

If you could have the world's best collection of something, it would be...

Shoes. Specifically block heel booties.

What's a TV series you've watched all the way through more than once?

Maiden Holmes on Viki! I love it so much 😍 Midsomer Murders would also have to be on the list.

What are your go-to songs?

Right now? Louder Than Bombs by BTS or Daechwita by Agust D and also Chop Suey! and ATWA by System of a Down but also Control by Halsey and Muddy Waters by LP

What movie never fails to make you laugh?

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

What's the quickest way to your heart?

Be genuine, make an effort to be in my life...and bring me a White Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino.

What's one thing you can't live without?


What are your hobbies?

I draw portraits in pencil (you can see what I do on my IG) and I play the piano. I'm also a skilled binge-watcher of Netflix.

Do you have pets?

I have a dog named Rowan...she's a 15-year-old cockapoo. Her favorite thing to do in life is to eat toilet paper. She prefers two-ply quilted.

Contact Me

Intrigued? Confused? Then you're in the right place...probably. If you're trying to contact me, then hopefully I've done something right!

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If you're having trouble with the form, you can also email me directly, or DM me on Instagram.


Instagram: @olivia.r.berkeley